541 Quotations of Mark Twain.
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at ...
162. 
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how ...
163. 
I have never let my schooling interfere with my educ ...
164. 
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and re ...
165. 
I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care ...
166. 
I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming ...
167. 
I have spent most of my time worrying about thigs that have never ha ...
168. 
I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with th ...
169. 
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm slee ...
170. 
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, someti ...
171. 
I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that anybody woul ...
172. 
I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for ci ...
173. 
I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is disco ...
174. 
I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that ...
175. 
I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to ...
176. 
I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a ...
177. 
I think a compliment ought to always precede a complaint, where one is possible, ...
178. 
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him ...
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I was born modest. Not all over, but in s ...
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, "I don't ...
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