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541 Quotations of Mark Twain.
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I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a ...142.
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in t ...143.
I can live for two months on one good compli ...144.
I can live two months on a good complim ...145.
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I ...146.
I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, excep ...147.
I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be re ...148.
I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than ...149.
I did it partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have t ...150.
I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approve ...151.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approve ...152.
I do not like work, even when someone else doe ...153.
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word o ...154.
I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, excep ...155.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see, I have friends i ...156.
I find that principles have no real force except when one is we ...157.
I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He cou ...158.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel ...159.
I have done some indiscreet things in my day, but this thing of playing myself f ...160.
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