541 Quotations of Mark Twain.
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He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think -- ...
122. 
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the c ...
123. 
He liked to like people, therefore people liked ...
124. 
He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was wai ...
125. 
Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog wou ...
126. 
His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint ...
127. 
History is strewn thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill, but a li ...
128. 
Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money ...
129. 
How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have ear ...
130. 
Humanity has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter. Power, money, ...
131. 
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irri ...
132. 
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must ...
133. 
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful ...
134. 
I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct -- nobody is that. Doubtless ...
135. 
I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am appr ...
136. 
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never ...
137. 
I am different from Washington. I have a higher, grander standard of principle. ...
138. 
I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves t ...
139. 
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the p ...
140. 
I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordea ...
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