541 Quotations of Mark Twain.
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Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you c ...
342. 
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you c ...
343. 
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would ...
344. 
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would ...
345. 
So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nat ...
346. 
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in ...
347. 
Sometimes too much drink is barely eno ...
348. 
Somewhere between the Angels and the French lies the rest of hu ...
349. 
Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I n ...
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Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I n ...
351. 
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of th ...
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Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party d ...
353. 
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repe ...
354. 
Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stret ...
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Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of te ...
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That's what an army is -- a mob; they don't fight with courage that's born in th ...
357. 
The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, ...
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The banging and slamming and booming and crashing were something beyond belief. ...
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The best coffee in Europe is Vienna coffee, compared to which all other coffee i ...
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The best cure for Christianity is reading the B ...
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