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541 Quotations of Mark Twain.

201. If you have nothing to say, say noth ...

202. If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any ot ...

203. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; tha ...

204. If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that d ...

205. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember any ...

206. In a museum in Havana there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he ...

207. In Boston they ask, "How much does he know?" In New York, "How much is he worth? ...

208. In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, ...

209. In his private heart no man much respects him ...

210. In India, cold weather is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use thr ...

211. In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Mars ...

212. In our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speec ...

213. In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed ...

214. In religion and politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every ca ...

215. In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made schoo ...

216. In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is t ...

217. Intellectual "work" is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own ...

218. It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is ...

219. It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly nati ...

220. It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain wh ...


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