541 Quotations of Mark Twain.
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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to ...
182. 
I was young and foolish then; now I am old and fool ...
183. 
I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so ...
184. 
I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the p ...
185. 
I've dealt with many crises in my life, but few will ever ...
186. 
Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover ...
187. 
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the ...
188. 
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Chr ...
189. 
If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no ...
190. 
If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out ...
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If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his perfor ...
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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who woul ...
193. 
If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human ra ...
194. 
If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall n ...
195. 
If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating th ...
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If to be interesting is to be un-commonplace, it is becoming a question with me, ...
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If Tom Sawyer had been a great and wise philosopher, like the writer of this boo ...
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If we had less statemanship we could get along with fewer battl ...
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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yoursel ...
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If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few m ...
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