5 Quotations by Jackie Mason
- 1. By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in wh ...
- 2. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
- 3. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
- 4. It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
- 5. Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.