Famous Quotes / Dave Barry
Dave Barry: "The reason it's called Grape Nuts is that it contains dextrose, which is also sometimes called grape sugar, and also because Grape Nuts is catchier, in terms of marketing, than A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel, which is what it tastes like."
Because | Called | Catchier | Contains |
Cross | Dextrose | Food | Gerbil |
Grape | Gravel | Marketing | Nuts |
Reason | Sometimes | Sugar | Tastes |
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