Next week Reagan will probably announce that American scientists have discovered that the entire U.S. agricultural surplus can be compacted into a giant tomato one thousand miles across, which will be suspended above the Kremlin from a cluster of U.S. satellites flying in geosynchronous orbit. At the first sign of trouble the satellites will drop the tomato on the Kremlin, drowning the fractious Muscovites in ketchup.

Famous Quotes / Alexander Cockburn

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Alexander Cockburn: "Next week Reagan will probably announce that American scientists have discovered that the entire U.S. agricultural surplus can be compacted into a giant tomato one thousand miles across, which will be suspended above the Kremlin from a cluster of U.S. satellites flying in geosynchronous orbit. At the first sign of trouble the satellites will drop the tomato on the Kremlin, drowning the fractious Muscovites in ketchup."

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Above	Across	Agricultural	American
Announce	Cluster	Compacted	Discovered
Drop	Drowning	Entire	Flying
Fractious	Geosynchronous	Giant	Into
Ketchup	Kremlin	Miles	Muscovites
Next	Orbit	Probably	Reagan
Satellites	Scientists	Sign	Surplus
Suspended	Thousand	Tomato	Trouble
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Next week Reagan will probably announce that American scientists have discovered that the entire U.S. agricultural surplus can be compacted into a giant tomato one thousand miles across, which will be suspended above the Kremlin from a cluster of U.S. satellites flying in geosynchronous orbit. At the first sign of trouble the satellites will drop the tomato on the Kremlin, drowning the fractious Muscovites in ketchup. - Alexander Cockburn